Ding-Dang, Who's Your Boss?

meanbooty:

white, straight teenage girls who want a gay son so they can take them shopping

Omg so many new followers where did you lovelies come from??

sweeet-blasphemy:

and ashley…

sigh we need to have a talk ash..

you can’t just go around saying this

getting 180 billion peoples’ hopes up

then post this picture

that’s just cruel and unfair　

Today, I introduced my baby sister to s’mores. I feel like the best sister ever okay

this-is-my-sweet-blasphemy asked: ALL OF DEM

Goddammit. and TEXT ME BACK WOULD YOU

1. The meaning behind my URL is that I am not Jake.
2. My biggest weakness….I’m not gonna tell you. HA
3. My biggest strength…is probably either my brains or my actual muscle strength
4. I just have two in each earlobe right now.
5. Black Veil Brides or Green Day
6. It was bad, so I won’t share
7. Dying in my sleep
8. Wristcutters: a Love Story or ANY Star Wars film
9. Brown right now…ick
10. Ella Cole, I guess…I like her because Jake likes her
11. ew
12. Dogs!
13. Halloween!!
14. A red velvet cupcake
15. I noticed that there were two fourteens on this list instead of a fifteen. LOL
16. JAKE
17. My nose and a spiderbite
18. Anywhere with Jessica is perfect
19. Ignorance, white chocolate, dubstep, spinach, aaaaaaaaand heat
20. Jessica, rock music, Jake Pitts, milk chocolate, aaaaaaand snow
21. uh….my life goal is to be interviewed by Bryan Stars
22. The necklace Jessica gave me
23. My eyes
24. I don’t really want any tattoos
25. Jake-face, fuckyeahbatman, this-is-my-sweet-blasphemy-, dragongem, and jessicalynneway
26. I love myself. I really do. All of me.
27. Nothing, really. I think it’s a negative attitude I just refuse to have.
28. Ooohh…I dunno
29. Salted. Definitely.
30. Jessica.

Just had an amazing conversation about Phil from the avengers and how he was just like every fangirl on tumblr.

petewentzemoloser:

do u ever feel

like a plastic fag