Ding-Dang, Who's Your Boss?

Herrow. 'Tis me. I'm not really Jake , clearly.
I am an "emo kid".
A "scene kid"
A "goth kid"
A "punk kid"
And "a depressing loser"
And somehow, the most happy, carefree person I know.
Anyway I have an almost-unhealthy obsession with a few bands. And a few people.
Those people would be Mikey Way, Max Green, Billie Joe Armstrong, Dante Phoenix and Jake Pitts.
All these men are beautiful and talented. I have met only one out of those five, but they all inspire me in their own ways.
So, that's all I can come up with right now. Deal with that.